如果布达佩斯是一美丽女子，那捷克的布拉格定是英俊男儿身。布拉格在梦幻中透着黑色童话似的隐隐杀气和霸气。就如Dvorak的《新世界》和卡夫卡的《变形记》。而匈牙利就是Bizet的《卡门》了。

Did I say Budapest was a Bohemian goddess? Prague is a grandly handsome god. A bit dark, a bit rough, but brilliant and fascinating. While the chain bridge on the Danube has a simple grace, the Charles bridge looms over you with its masculine grandeur. What violent statues, on the bridges on the castles, in church pathways. Yes, it is beautiful but thoughts of death fuses within. Here is one squishing someone under his feet. The other is piercing another with a spear. I wonder what people thought of when they decided to put these statues up. See my power, I can kill?Old town astronomical clock almost reminds me of Disneyland. Except the figurine pulling the cord was a dirty little skeleton. The figurines peeking through the window were old wrinkly men wobbling their heads.The change of guards at the castle was real cute. The guards in the afternoon even get to wear sunglasses. A swirl of arms and legs, lift their chin, march one two one two. Cute blonde Czech guards.

My stomach doesn’t feel well. It hasn’t felt well ever since this morning when I found myself in a church full of human skulls and bones. Piles and mounds of leg bones, skulls, pelvic bones. Chandeliers made of bones, family crests made of bones. Skulls stacked on top of one another. How many bodies lie here? How many spirits are zooming around the tourists with their hi-tech cameras clicking away.

Europeans are much more open about sex and nudity. It’s not so apparent in London but in Budapest and Czech nudity is very apparent on magazines and advertizements. Sex art was on display in the castle gallery of Budapest. Sex machines were on display in the Museum of Charles Bridge in Czech. Chocolate sex organs were openly on sale in shopping malls. Is that legal in Canada?

Czech restaurants are so slow. They are very set on bringing everyone’s dishes in the same time. Set on not taking away anyone’s plate until everyone is done. They are so set on one course at a time. Please give my my goulash, I’m really done with my salad. She is done too, bring the main course damn it! Bring me the chicken and peach wrapped in cheese. Bring me the black bread, I can’t survive on your beer.

Time passes so slowly in Czech. Days drag on and on. People even walk slower than North America. Let me pass, I have places to go. Things to buy in Czech: beer, crystal, puppets, leather.